65nlovenit

I really hate to say this, but the door is SO wide open "it could be that she's a quicker learner".....LOL :-)

I once attempted to teach my first wife to drive, I still wake up screaming some nights. My present wife likes to go golfing with me, but will listen to every other person we run into as far as instruction goes but me. I can see the mistakes she's making, I try to point them out, and I either get, I dont think thats the way its done, or when it doesn't work, "See I told you". So now I just laugh under my breath and wait till we get to the club house and get the pro or a golf buddy that happens to say hello to us. Trouble is I'm fast running out of golf buddies.

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.