| Heres a good joke for ya, got any more?
A guy was stranded on a desert island somewhere in the south pacific. He had been there two years when one day, after quite the storm, a beautiful woman crawled up the beach wearing top of the line scuba gear.
"What are you doing here", said the man to the beautiful woman
"I was scuba diving at a reef near by, and the storm hit sooo fast I lost my scuba crew and our boat, what are you doing here", replied the woman
"Ive been stuck here for 2 years, you are the first person I have seen since", said the man
"WOW, you must be dying for a drink!", says the woman, so she breaks out a bottle of whisky from her gear and they drink the whole bottle
"You must be itching for a smoke tooo! " said the woman as she pulls out a pack of cigarrets from between her breasts.
"O would I!!!!!" said the man, and they light one up.
Then the woman says "You must really want to play around too", adding a wink at the end of her words, and the guy says:
"Youve got a set of golf clubs in there too! "
A'thank you lol | 
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